Why doesn't Anne Hathway wear any underwear?!

Sure Ann, it's devastating.. It is devastating to you, your brand new hubby and to all the folks prowling on the internet for an unedited view of your cr*tch.. 

Just a few more minutes and those black leather panties would have come out of the dryer, wouldn't they?! But, no! You were eager to walk on the red carpet, make your way into the hall of fame shame like so many of the girls of our generation! 

W.O.W.
And that interview on NBC to cover your ass, or something else was it, sorry.. Now THAT was devastating.. Really, Anne, really? You are way smarter than that to think we will buy into that baloney.

Even after Matt hinted that we have all seen a lot of you lately.. Now, that's a class act from him..

A sister's self worth..

Jackie Stallone - Age, 16 hours (READ lips)

Ahhhh... the idiosyncrasies of individuals, that is the why this blog exists, to lay them out and VENT!

In the age of plastic surgery, even China racing to compete with the numbers of plastic surgeries in the US and Brazil; there is something about this picture that bothers me.

How secure does a woman feel about her appearance, in her 20s, 30s, 40s, wait maybe 50s - with the hot flashes and sh*t happening to her body.. When can she truly embrace herself and her beauty???!

How are your looks nettlesome, when you are 90 f*ing years old and all your internal organs are saying "OMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.." and shutting down to complete the circle of life.. How can you focus on your face when everyday on the john is an agony.. ?????

For you Jackie, I am S.A.D, sad.. Bless your soul. A parting request, PUH-LEASE be no one's role model..

Worldly Assets??

For all the talk about Women's liberation and Gender inequality, there is one aspect of life that I feel sorry for all the men in the world.

How many men can actually say something like, "My boobs are my bread winners", and get away with it?!

And it doesn't take a lot to aggravate me, let me tell you that. I say that because you might find the below piece of news extremely amusing, while I don't!

A Mother F*cker - Literally!

BIODATA:

Name as in passport: Passport information currently not available

Age: 22

Age first child was born: 15

Number of children: 4

Currently pregnant or not: YES!!

Occupation: Making babies

Training and Certifications if any:

Have all the kids under foster care; Currently being held in jail with a half million bond.

Honors and Distinctions: Named "Most Useless piece of ...."

Claim to fame: Beating her 2 year old daughter into a coma using extreme brutality

There are so many people dying every second for sad reasons, why isn't this mom one of them??

As always, I need this disclaimer to protect me from my critics!: This post has nothing to do with race.

A Depressed Soul and the TSA Undies..

There we go again..

'1 IN 5' AMERICANS MENTALLY ILL...
You know, I love these studies.. Such studies have also told me: 

How we Americans are fat, morbidly obese, and how much we love our LA Fitness and boot camp rigors..

How we have so many allergies that we cannot live without popping in the Allegras and the Zrytecs every day..

How we cannot live without the mustard or the heart burn or the purple pill.. 

We are now officially 20% Mentally ill as a population!! OMG OMG, Another epidemic, right?!
Note: This does not include the 10% who are currently depressed after reading the results of the study.

Can't wait to see all the drugs and the drug companies that will benefit out of it.. For a Capitalistic Economy to move forward, money should exchange hands, right?!

A Mental disorder has a very broad classification: Eating Disorder, Sleeping Disorder, Narcissistic Personality Disorder a.k.a. Facebook Disorder etc, fall under the category..

On a side note, for making a quick buck this holiday season to "splurge" on gifts, I am contemplating getting into the business of manufacturing and importing cheap TSA proof undies from China, after all, that is THE hot thing after 2010's summer craze for silly bands..

Lovely!
Ahhhh, breathe in, breathe out..

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