A Depressed Soul and the TSA Undies..

There we go again..

'1 IN 5' AMERICANS MENTALLY ILL...
You know, I love these studies.. Such studies have also told me: 

How we Americans are fat, morbidly obese, and how much we love our LA Fitness and boot camp rigors..

How we have so many allergies that we cannot live without popping in the Allegras and the Zrytecs every day..

How we cannot live without the mustard or the heart burn or the purple pill.. 

We are now officially 20% Mentally ill as a population!! OMG OMG, Another epidemic, right?!
Note: This does not include the 10% who are currently depressed after reading the results of the study.

Can't wait to see all the drugs and the drug companies that will benefit out of it.. For a Capitalistic Economy to move forward, money should exchange hands, right?!

A Mental disorder has a very broad classification: Eating Disorder, Sleeping Disorder, Narcissistic Personality Disorder a.k.a. Facebook Disorder etc, fall under the category..

On a side note, for making a quick buck this holiday season to "splurge" on gifts, I am contemplating getting into the business of manufacturing and importing cheap TSA proof undies from China, after all, that is THE hot thing after 2010's summer craze for silly bands..

Lovely!
Ahhhh, breathe in, breathe out..

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US gropes junk; UK gets royally f'ed

So, it is great to see how countries set their priorities so well.. And in the process Media definitely lets them realize their goals..

Millions and millions are starving to death in 3rd world countries.. But, how can we help??
We are too busy.. way too busy!

We are telling TSA not to touch our junk..

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While Britishers will be discussing what Kate and William will be wearing, eating, doing for the next six months to one year before they get married.. There was even talk about how they are planning to move from their current home in 2013, after William finishes his active duty..

Did Buckingham announce that they were short staffed on event planners.. ??  

Pick ME! *hint hint*

Willow Palin: Youth Focus Group..

If the title seems misleading, I cannot take more responsibility than the parents themselves..

Facebook Chat as shown on Huffington Post

While Sarah is too busy to teach Willow how to spell, there is one bright spot to the story..

One kid, just one kid seems to be focused in all the pandemonium..

Impressive!

The amusing article can be found at:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/16/willow-palin-facebook-posts_n_784585.html

Losing Virginity..

Like any big venture, naming a blog is as important as baptizing a child.. if not more important..
I thought about it a lot and after a considerable contemplation, decided that a good idea would be to revisit a few beaten-to-death-and-highly-overused title words in the blog world..

1. Ramblings: Somehow, whenever I come across this word, I click skip it and quickly move on.. Previously I had tried to read what the person has to ramble about, but somehow ended up with serious heartburn..
2. My: My space, my little corner, my spot, my weblog, my stuff, my journal, my thoughts, my site, my opinion.. This word makes me run and scream and throw a hatchet and strangle 'my'self!!  
3. Space: Space and virtual real estate is a mind set.. When income and money are just numbers in a bank account, it is easy to see how people view their 'territory' in the virtual world, in the name of domains, blogs and websites..
4. Explicits: Agree or not sex sells.. So, my best bet will be to come up with a suggestive title.. So, there we go..

Introducing..

The Effects of Comical Arousals..

*Cheers definitely follow Curtain Call*