US gropes junk; UK gets royally f'ed

So, it is great to see how countries set their priorities so well.. And in the process Media definitely lets them realize their goals..

Millions and millions are starving to death in 3rd world countries.. But, how can we help??
We are too busy.. way too busy!

We are telling TSA not to touch our junk..

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While Britishers will be discussing what Kate and William will be wearing, eating, doing for the next six months to one year before they get married.. There was even talk about how they are planning to move from their current home in 2013, after William finishes his active duty..

Did Buckingham announce that they were short staffed on event planners.. ??  

Pick ME! *hint hint*